The one where I went way off topic

Today is my birthday.  I am 35 years old.  I am old.


Now you may say, "35?  You're still so young!" Especially if you happen to be my mother.


But hear me out here.


I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across MTV.  It was playing those whatcha-ma-call-its.  Those things that MTV used to play all the time but stopped playing sometime in the late ninties in favor of Teen Moms celebrating their Super Sweet 16s while dealing with the Real World/Road Rules on the Jersey Shore.  You know, the things.  The videos, set to music.  Gah! What were those things called?!


Oh yeah Music Videos.


Anyhoo, I stopped to see what was going on and after about 15 minutes realized I didn't know who any of these people on my tv were.   And I didn't want to know who they were.


And...scene.

At this point in writing this post I went in search of one of those Kanye West "Imma Let You finish but..." memes* depicting him stating that the 90's had the best music of all time-OF ALL TIME!!!-but I couldn't find one.  Instead, I got sucked into...well, you'll see




I hear he was also the biggest asshole in science of all time.



I don't know what this actually means, but it sounds smart.



There's a Breaking Bad joke in here somewhere.  Also, I have no idea what this actually means.



I have never actually watched either of these movies.

Damn right.

*Yes, I know even my memes of choice are old.