Today is my birthday. I am 35 years old. I am old.
Now you may say, "35? You're still so young!" Especially if you happen to be my mother.
But hear me out here.
I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across MTV. It was playing those whatcha-ma-call-its. Those things that MTV used to play all the time but stopped playing sometime in the late ninties in favor of Teen Moms celebrating their Super Sweet 16s while dealing with the Real World/Road Rules on the Jersey Shore. You know, the things. The videos, set to music. Gah! What were those things called?!
Oh yeah Music Videos.
Anyhoo, I stopped to see what was going on and after about 15 minutes realized I didn't know who any of these people on my tv were. And I didn't want to know who they were.