It's April 1st. So time for my first A to Z Challenge post. To kick this off right, cue Flailing Kermit Arms:
So for A I'm going to do a short about me post.
So this here a few things that describe me, or at least the me that exists today. I might be a different person tomorrow.
- I have 4 pets: 1 son and 3 cats.
- Signature phrase: "I hate people". Sometimes I try to not be so misanthropic, but then someone pisses me off with just absolute what-the-fuckery and I remember why I hate people.
- Point #2 comes up A LOT in my job (I work in a call center).
- Google is my best friend. How I ever found ANYTHING before Google was invented I don't know.
- I can't stop listening to "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, Yeah!)
- I have a terrible memory and my brother is always reminding me of things I've said or done. I usually argue with him for a while before admitting that it sounds like something I would do. He could tell me that I killed a guy in '96, chopped up the body and dumped the pieces in the Kalamozoo river, and with enough insistence from him, I'd probably confess.
- I am a little too excited about the A to Z Challenge considering I have no theme and no ideas past the letter H. My 10th post might just be the letter I repeated 50 times.
Totally worth the read just to watch Kermit the from thrash around like that! How about I is for "I'm still trying to think of a theme"? Good luck with the rest of the challenge.
ReplyDeleteI should start every post with Kermit,it really brightens my day. Thanks for the idea about "I". I might just use it.
ReplyDeleteJennifer, this is Mom. Can't always count on your brother's memory being true, either. If you want to really know, you ask me.
ReplyDeleteHe reminds me of things that happened when you weren't around.
DeleteI love google. If it didn't exist, I don't think I'd know anything! And as for the "I hate people", that statement is fairly true on my part as well, because I work in a supermarket and the customers are just so rude! It's like they've never been taught manners. Great post, anyway :)
ReplyDeleteI worked in a supermarket years ago. The only advantage to working in a call center is the customers can't see the faces you make when they say when you get frustrated.
DeleteI say that I hate people very often too. And this too comes from my time working in a call centre.
ReplyDeleteI can't listen to that song, Sexy and I Know It, since I had a nightmare about a puppet clown shaking around infront of my face screaming wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle in the creepiest ever voice.
Just thought I'd share that horrific image with you...
Nikki – inspire nordic
That had me laughing for 5 minutes straight.
DeleteI love your post---I am totally new to this, but I think I'm going to continue to be happy that I chose you as one my "blogs to follow" for the April A-Z challenge
ReplyDeleteCheers
Thanks for following me. I get so excited when I see new followers.
DeleteHi, you're the one after me in the Linky List, so hello neighbour! Love your Kermit! And I agree about google - how did we ever exist without it? Good luck with the Challenge!
ReplyDeleteThanks, and Good Luck to you too!
DeleteI have a 10 year old son...he is very much like a pet! I'm not well prepared for the Challenge either - good luck to both of us!
ReplyDeleteWe can do this. It's just 26 days of writing, how hard can that be? (pretty hard I think).
DeleteI know what you mean about "Sexy and I Know It". I think of the M&M's commercial every time I hear it!
ReplyDeletehttp://catsstuff.blogspot.com
I love that commercial.
DeleteI say "I hate people" all the time when I am driving! Kermit makes me smile too!
ReplyDeleteGood start to the challenge!
Haha, well, plenty of time to think about things for after H, right?
ReplyDeleteGoogle is amazing, and I also have a terrible memory. One of my best friends has an amazing memory, so for certain things I just call him up like, "Do you remember..." and most often he does, haha.
I retain knowledge that I never use. It's the useful stuff I never remember.
Delete"I have no theme and no ideas past the letter H."
ReplyDeleteI can promise you that you're well ahead of me! And I don't want to count the number of pets around here...
I love "Sexy And I Know It"!
ReplyDeleteI hate people too! lol
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the challenge!
Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI loved reading this. I mean, seriously LOVED it! :D
ReplyDeleteAs for the rest of the letters (at least up to H), I say go ahead and attempt more comedy! Pleaseeee :)
Glad you liked it.
DeleteBest "About me" post ever! I'm looking forward to reading more...
ReplyDeleteMandy @ The Chockboard
I try.
DeleteHi, Nifer! I like you already! If you like "Sexy and I know it" you'll probably like this too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYjgHC_Ycw
ReplyDeleteIt cracks me up.
Love your writing style, very funny. Sorry for not stopping by sooner during the a to z challenge.
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