Sunday, April 1, 2012

About Me


It's April 1st.  So time for my first A to Z Challenge post.  To kick this off right, cue Flailing Kermit Arms:

So for A I'm going to do a short about me post.

So this here a few things that describe me, or at least the me that exists today.  I might be a different person tomorrow.
  1. I have 4 pets: 1 son and 3 cats.
  2. Signature phrase: "I hate people". Sometimes I try to not be so misanthropic, but then someone pisses me off with just absolute what-the-fuckery and I remember why I hate people.
  3. Point #2 comes up A LOT in my job (I work in a call center).
  4. Google is my best friend.  How I ever found ANYTHING before Google was invented I don't know. 
  5. I can't stop listening to "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, Yeah!)
  6. I have a terrible memory and my brother is always reminding me of things I've said or done.  I usually argue with him for a while before admitting that it sounds like something I would do.  He could tell me that I killed a guy in '96, chopped up the body and dumped the pieces in the Kalamozoo river, and with enough insistence from him, I'd probably confess.
  7. I am a little too excited about the A to Z Challenge considering I have no theme and no ideas past the letter H.  My 10th post might just be the letter I repeated 50 times.
So here I am.  Come see me tomorrow.  I can assure you there will be absolutely no attempts at comedy for B.

29 comments:

  1. Totally worth the read just to watch Kermit the from thrash around like that! How about I is for "I'm still trying to think of a theme"? Good luck with the rest of the challenge.

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  2. I should start every post with Kermit,it really brightens my day. Thanks for the idea about "I". I might just use it.

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  3. Jennifer, this is Mom. Can't always count on your brother's memory being true, either. If you want to really know, you ask me.

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    1. He reminds me of things that happened when you weren't around.

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  4. I love google. If it didn't exist, I don't think I'd know anything! And as for the "I hate people", that statement is fairly true on my part as well, because I work in a supermarket and the customers are just so rude! It's like they've never been taught manners. Great post, anyway :)

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    1. I worked in a supermarket years ago. The only advantage to working in a call center is the customers can't see the faces you make when they say when you get frustrated.

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  5. I say that I hate people very often too. And this too comes from my time working in a call centre.

    I can't listen to that song, Sexy and I Know It, since I had a nightmare about a puppet clown shaking around infront of my face screaming wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle in the creepiest ever voice.

    Just thought I'd share that horrific image with you...

    Nikki – inspire nordic

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    1. That had me laughing for 5 minutes straight.

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  6. I love your post---I am totally new to this, but I think I'm going to continue to be happy that I chose you as one my "blogs to follow" for the April A-Z challenge

    Cheers

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    1. Thanks for following me. I get so excited when I see new followers.

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  7. Hi, you're the one after me in the Linky List, so hello neighbour! Love your Kermit! And I agree about google - how did we ever exist without it? Good luck with the Challenge!

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    1. Thanks, and Good Luck to you too!

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  8. I have a 10 year old son...he is very much like a pet! I'm not well prepared for the Challenge either - good luck to both of us!

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    1. We can do this. It's just 26 days of writing, how hard can that be? (pretty hard I think).

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  9. I know what you mean about "Sexy and I Know It". I think of the M&M's commercial every time I hear it!

    http://catsstuff.blogspot.com

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  10. I say "I hate people" all the time when I am driving! Kermit makes me smile too!

    Good start to the challenge!

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  11. Haha, well, plenty of time to think about things for after H, right?
    Google is amazing, and I also have a terrible memory. One of my best friends has an amazing memory, so for certain things I just call him up like, "Do you remember..." and most often he does, haha.

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    1. I retain knowledge that I never use. It's the useful stuff I never remember.

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  12. "I have no theme and no ideas past the letter H."

    I can promise you that you're well ahead of me! And I don't want to count the number of pets around here...

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  13. I hate people too! lol

    Good luck with the challenge!

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  14. I loved reading this. I mean, seriously LOVED it! :D
    As for the rest of the letters (at least up to H), I say go ahead and attempt more comedy! Pleaseeee :)

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  15. Best "About me" post ever! I'm looking forward to reading more...

    Mandy @ The Chockboard

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  16. Hi, Nifer! I like you already! If you like "Sexy and I know it" you'll probably like this too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYjgHC_Ycw

    It cracks me up.

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  17. Love your writing style, very funny. Sorry for not stopping by sooner during the a to z challenge.

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