It took a lot of thought to come up with my first full length post. True Blood is back on Sunday, so I decided to do a recap of the first three seasons. Without actually re-watching any of them. True Blood is my favorite summer show, and I have no illusions about the series. I know it isn't quality television; I know it is absolute trash, but what beautiful, sinful, decadent trash. So here follows my synopsis of True Blood to date. Memory lapses are mine, plot holes are all courtesy of Alan Ball.
Warning: If you are the type of person who gets upset about spoilers, do not read any further. I will spoil the hell out of each season. You have been warned.