|I made this ALL BY MYSELF.|
Imagine a world where people run around in tastefully placed fig leaves, riding unicorns, and drinking honeywine out of goblets made of rainbows created by the Keebler Elves.
In this land maidens with long hair keep dragons as pets and valiant knights have to pretend they're not allergic to dragon dander when they go to the maiden's magic apartment. "Oh, you have a dragon? I 'love' dragons. Look, he's rubbing his green scales all over my black slacks. Isn't that nice?"
Here you can always tell who the bad guys are because they always wear black, have greasy black hair, and long mustaches that they twirl evilly around thin fingers as they knock lollipops out of the hands of small children.