Now some random questions.
Q. Do you ever doubt the existence of people other than yourself?
A. Weird as that question may be, the answer is yes. Yes I do. How do I know that people exist when I'm not around, hmm? Just because you say you do, I'm supposed to take your word for it?
Q. If you try to fail, but succeed, what did you do?
Q. If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
A. Ummm... I think you have more important things to worry about if *a* leg comes out before the head.
Q. What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
A. You squeeze fancy ketchup with your pinky sticking up. Also it's fancy "catsup".
Q. Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
A. Because they need to learn a lesson about what happens if they DON'T shut up and go to sleep.
Q. Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
A. I don't know, but you can get a lot higher on the fumes from a Marks-A-Lot.