Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Don't try to pinch me on Saint Patrick's Day for not wearing green.
Don't tell me you finished cleaning your room when all you did was pile your blankets on your bed.
Don't ask me a question and then argue with me about the answer.
Don't pet my hair like I'm a dog.
Don't go to a horror movie and spend the whole movie muttering-just loud enough for the person in front of you to hear- "oh no" "Oh no" "OH NO" "They shouldn't be doing that." "They're going to get caught" "I told you" or the best: "We should have gone to see the movie about the horse". Yeah, you SHOULD have gone to the horse movie.
Don't "Reply All".
Don't offer to switch shifts with me, then show up late.
Don't try to fake a Kentucky accent when you're from upstate New York.
Don't try to fake any sort of British accent while you're at it.
Don't ask me about my weekend.